Shit on a Stick Central

AW, FUCK YUZ

2006-12-07T23:17:00.000-05:00

Heavens to Besty!
Goodness gracious!
Well, I'll be!
What in Sam Hill!
You don't say!

Spit in my face and tell me it's raining!
Fuck my dead Granny with a six-foot strap-on!
Stab me in the back and congratulate me simulatneous-like!
Rip out my innards and tell me that you care!
Make me die an even thousand deaths!

IT'S NOT THE STRINGER, BUT THE STRONG

2006-09-15T19:40:00.000-04:00

Who will mop the cliffs
now that the whirring cloud
of reality has finally lifted?

And whose voice will reassure
Mother, no longer needle-sharp?

A stitch in time saved none.

SURPRISE!

2006-08-19T01:08:00.000-04:00

Thrown into
a chocolate cake
on your birthday.

SING THE SONG, SONG THE SING, SONG SONG SONG SING SING SING SING SONG

2006-07-21T16:24:00.000-04:00

DS al Coda.

BLUE, NAVY BLUE, I'M AS BLUE AS I CAN BE

2006-07-07T00:34:00.000-04:00

Who doesn't love
being a man
In uniform?

YOU CAN'T UNRING A BELL

2006-06-25T13:39:00.000-04:00

And you can't unwring a neck.

WISHIN' AND HOPIN' AND THINKIN' AND PRAYIN', PLANNIN' AND DREAMIN'

2006-06-21T12:34:00.000-04:00

It doesn't
get much
easier.

DIDN'T WE ALMOST HAVE JACK SHIT?

2006-06-14T21:14:00.000-04:00

Several hidden
names, changed.

Protect innocence.

That old
Routine, right.

NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT

2006-06-02T17:53:00.000-04:00

Absolutely goddamn
right. Unless you
were going all
the way.

LORD HAVE MERCY ON A BOY FROM DOWN IN THE BOONDOCKS

2006-05-29T18:29:00.000-04:00

Location
is
everything.

EN TOUS CHEMINS, EN TOUS LIEUX, IL NE PARLE QUE DU BON DIEU, IL NE PARLE QUE DU BON DIEU

2006-05-24T18:16:00.000-04:00

And who wouldn't?

AND THE GREEN GRASS GROWS ALL AROUND, ALL AROUND, AND THE GREEN GRASS GROWS ALL AROUND

2006-05-16T21:52:00.000-04:00

But I still prefer cremation.

MA GAVTE LA NATA

2006-05-14T17:23:00.000-04:00

Amazing,
the power
of the
Word,
no?

A POEM ABOUT SWEET CLOVER

2006-05-09T16:11:00.000-04:00

through white noise
spyglass
it tastes like a penny
walked the jungle
for two and
a half years
rally around your
allergies

I JUST WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE TO YOUR BODIES

2006-05-04T18:07:00.000-04:00

And then I'd like
Your bodies
To thank me.

THE MICHELANGELO CIPHER

2006-05-02T23:55:00.000-04:00

Funny how the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel follows you all around the room.

MAMA SAID THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS, THERE'LL BE DAYS LIKE THIS MAMA SAID (MAMA SAID, MAMA SAID)

2006-05-01T17:46:00.000-04:00

Naturally,
I knew not to
believe her.

WHEN OUR WEEPING'S OVER, HE WILL BID US WELCOME

2006-04-29T03:11:00.000-04:00

So basically,
never.

YOU THINK YOU'RE GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE A ROBE AND YOU CAN PUT PEOPLE UP THE GODDAMN RIVER FOR TWENTY YEARS? WELL, YOU'RE NOT!

2006-04-29T02:59:00.000-04:00

But a man
can dream.

SOME DAYS YOU JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO JUDAS PRIEST AND BLOW YOUR FACE OFF

2006-04-27T22:13:00.000-04:00

After a little
target practice
on an equally
deserving person.