Thursday, December 07, 2006

AW, FUCK YUZ

Heavens to Besty!
Goodness gracious!
Well, I'll be!
What in Sam Hill!
You don't say!

Spit in my face and tell me it's raining!
Fuck my dead Granny with a six-foot strap-on!
Stab me in the back and congratulate me simulatneous-like!
Rip out my innards and tell me that you care!
Make me die an even thousand deaths!

Friday, September 15, 2006

IT'S NOT THE STRINGER, BUT THE STRONG

Who will mop the cliffs
now that the whirring cloud
of reality has finally lifted?

And whose voice will reassure
Mother, no longer needle-sharp?

A stitch in time saved none.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

SURPRISE!

Thrown into
a chocolate cake
on your birthday.

Friday, July 21, 2006

SING THE SONG, SONG THE SING, SONG SONG SONG SING SING SING SING SONG

DS al Coda.

Friday, July 07, 2006

BLUE, NAVY BLUE, I'M AS BLUE AS I CAN BE

Who doesn't love
being a man
In uniform?

Sunday, June 25, 2006

YOU CAN'T UNRING A BELL

And you can't unwring a neck.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

WISHIN' AND HOPIN' AND THINKIN' AND PRAYIN', PLANNIN' AND DREAMIN'

It doesn't
get much
easier.