AW, FUCK YUZ

Heavens to Besty!
Goodness gracious!
Well, I'll be!
What in Sam Hill!
You don't say!

Spit in my face and tell me it's raining!
Fuck my dead Granny with a six-foot strap-on!
Stab me in the back and congratulate me simulatneous-like!
Rip out my innards and tell me that you care!
Make me die an even thousand deaths!